Tag: humor
member name: Brandon S.
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May 22, 2006 07:46 PM EDT --
Afternoon. I rocked in the chair on the front porch whittling a stick still clad in my khaki fatigues, when my fiancée arrived. I watched her unload two brown bags of groceries and . . .
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May 14, 2006 06:11 AM EDT --
Downstairs. I open the canister on the Supersoaker, lay it under the running faucet, and watch as it fills. I place the cap back on and sling the water pistol over my shoulder. . . .
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September 28, 2006 06:41 PM EDT --
I was just thinking...
Have you ever left a door open and someone told you in an offhand way, "What were you born in a barn?"
Most of us have.
Well according to the Bible, Jesus was born in . . .
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February 08, 2006 08:18 PM EST --
I am a moral person by nature. I never wrong anyone on purpose. I treat everyone with respect and dignity. I am not, however an avid church-goer.
I am one of those who goes to church on religious . . .
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February 17, 2006 08:03 AM EST --
Did you know that most non-digital clocks on store shelves all show the same time. Yes, it's true. Take a look the next time you go to Walmart or whatever your local store is. Take . . .
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February 11, 2006 09:22 AM EST --
So. I work at a school, which for the time being shall remain nameless. The school is on the nice side of Dayton (or at least I like to think so). For the five or so years that I've . . .
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February 16, 2006 07:23 AM EST --
"Swish, Swoosh, Swish"
It's 6 a.m. and I can't sleep.
"Swish, Swoosh, Swish" I can hear it coming from down the hall. She is coming toward me and into the bedroom. . . .
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February 25, 2006 02:17 AM EST --
Bottled promise lies in all.
From the strong to the small,
Being born we all have gifts,
Some to sing and some to lift
Souls of those found distraught,
Treating life . . .
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May 24, 2006 09:49 AM EDT --
It was twelfth grade "Creative Writing". My teacher, Mr. Moriarti, always used abject opulence when selecting his clothes and his words. Today was no exception when he arrived clad . . .
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February 24, 2006 07:29 AM EST --
The art of playing hooky is a simple one, but you must follow some simple rules if you are to do it effectively.
Rule 1: Call your boss when you have just woke up from sleep.
We all have . . .
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February 26, 2006 10:21 AM EST --
After flying millions of miles in their hovercraft, Bill and Jane were exhausted. This wasn't their real names of course, this is what they went by when they spoke with other, more simple . . .
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February 07, 2006 08:49 PM EST --
The other day I was spouting off whatever came to my mind in a parade of ridiculous babblings that could only be attributed to slap-happiness. The title is one example. Here are some others. . . .
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May 22, 2006 08:18 PM EDT --
This weeks challenge is (like most will probably be) open-ended. This week is dedicated to humor. That little spice of life that brightens our days. That little tidbit that lifts us out . . .
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